I basically was put on this earth for the sole purpose of stalking you
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Give me a movie to watch on Netflix.”
“A Boy and His Dog.”
“What’s it about?”
“It’s self-explanatory.”
City and Colour - Little Hell
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
MBOW
THE SOUNDS I JUST MADE OH GOd
MBOW
child abuse.
(Source: cineraria)
Apparently I am Squidward.
I actually was born with tentacles so I understand the pain that Squidward goes through. You don’t know what it’s like to have more arms and legs than the average person. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE.
(Source: drjohnwatson)
Blue Ivy appears to have already mastered the element of fire, proving that she really is the daughter of 2 gods.
i think a gang war is about to break out in my itunes library
I fold my toilet paper because I wasn’t raised a fucking barbarian anarchist
CUTENESS OVERLOAD .
literally the most amazing thing i have read about recovery
(Source: insignificcunt)
Your socks don’t need to match but your eyebrows should
