I basically was put on this earth for the sole purpose of stalking youTumblr (3.0; @twoheadmasters)http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc8c5755b3ea446009a34469d833bf85/tumblr_mn2c8r1rVh1rfcaiqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7308f838c031b883afe5e466c55a4af/tumblr_mn2c8r1rVh1rfcaiqo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/50848956644http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/50848956644Sun, 19 May 2013 16:43:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rnedia.tumblr.com/post/42879333672/drugs-no-thanks-the-only-high-i-need-is-the" target="_blank">rnedia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.</p> </blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/49790407556http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/49790407556Mon, 06 May 2013 15:13:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scrake.tumblr.com/post/44668899224/give-me-a-movie-to-watch-on-netflix-a-boy-and" target="_blank">scrake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Give me a movie to watch on Netflix.”</p> <p>“A Boy and His Dog.”</p> <p>“What’s it about?”</p> <p>“It’s self-explanatory.”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ada4e768e12bba8c4991a93e6e3021d4/tumblr_inline_mj7scxEUVn1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/45146624679http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/45146624679Mon, 11 Mar 2013 19:48:13 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_44936632280" src="http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/44936632280/audio_player_iframe/twoheadmasters/tumblr_m1ml8zEqen1qa4npy?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftwoheadmasters%2F44936632280%2Ftumblr_m1ml8zEqen1qa4npy" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>City and Colour - Little Hell</p>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/44936632280http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/44936632280Sat, 09 Mar 2013 08:47:13 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dvMssEgp1ko?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://callmekitto.tumblr.com/post/44802526543/frosty-butt-littlestbug-irrevokable-cat" target="_blank">callmekitto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frosty-butt.tumblr.com/post/44802303049/littlestbug-irrevokable-cat-meows" target="_blank">frosty-butt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littlestbug.tumblr.com/post/44770877455/irrevokable-cat-meows-underwater-i-dont-think" target="_blank">littlestbug</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irrevokable.tumblr.com/post/44766387589" target="_blank">irrevokable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.</p> </blockquote> <p>MBOW</p> </blockquote> <p>THE SOUNDS I JUST MADE OH GOd</p> </blockquote> <p>MBOW</p> </blockquote> <p>child abuse.</p>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/44860840053http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/44860840053Fri, 08 Mar 2013 09:53:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42834ecbbc4958656da3f2c42711ee18/tumblr_mjapweGJ3w1qbyxr0o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e725bc24164ecf2db1fc059d24a0c8bf/tumblr_mjapweGJ3w1qbyxr0o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/44860712533http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/44860712533Fri, 08 Mar 2013 09:50:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53e98f15b71c212b9c03c7a1daa35cca/tumblr_mfxm9gwrS31r124uio1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42095c76e1ce9e472b522adf5f3d9010/tumblr_mfxm9gwrS31r124uio2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/734fa5ea0c53160b32bad2a72e54c89d/tumblr_mfxm9gwrS31r124uio3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbb4b784ff7f182147a11ffbc1bfba32/tumblr_mfxm9gwrS31r124uio4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58c19511a0dc90cd5e40a37343230e20/tumblr_mfxm9gwrS31r124uio5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9ab2a7a796e52c686d70031e6c1aa31/tumblr_mfxm9gwrS31r124uio6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewsheldon.tumblr.com/post/44856565154/apparently-i-am-squidward" target="_blank">andrewsheldon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Apparently I am Squidward.</p> </blockquote> <p>I actually was <strong>born with tentacles </strong>so I <strong>understand </strong>the pain that Squidward goes through. You don’t know what it’s like to have more arms and legs than the average person. <strong>YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE.</strong></p>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/44860603242http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/44860603242Fri, 08 Mar 2013 09:48:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95f23e6a847477a1acd23f858d1ff893/tumblr_midy99b2oP1qafbqjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a204d20281134d9422323f8a83c8fa26/tumblr_midy99b2oP1qafbqjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5db613c11e44a5b7521152ac60ca1c95/tumblr_midy99b2oP1qafbqjo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e9b49fb1cb697427129410d10382c21/tumblr_midy99b2oP1qafbqjo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychoticmusic.tumblr.com/post/43392744377/blue-ivy-appears-to-have-already-mastered-the" target="_blank">psychoticmusic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Blue Ivy appears to have already mastered the element of fire, proving that she really is the daughter of 2 gods.</p> </blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/43895309083http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/43895309083Sun, 24 Feb 2013 10:31:24 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/43745921186/i-think-a-gang-war-is-about-to-break-out-in-my" target="_blank">fasterfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/994baed3e971449b82f7097263016cef/tumblr_inline_min4f3YFcQ1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>i think a gang war is about to break out in my itunes library</p> </blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/43805077229http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/43805077229Sat, 23 Feb 2013 10:09:07 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lepreas.tumblr.com/post/43800799110" target="_blank">lepreas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I fold my toilet paper because I wasn’t raised a fucking barbarian anarchist </p> </blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/43805010398http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/43805010398Sat, 23 Feb 2013 10:07:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/419d8b2743a39bc2753b56933b8a7005/tumblr_mhkk15XPaf1ruvq7uo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amarinegurl.tumblr.com/post/42063292648/cuteness-overload" target="_blank">amarinegurl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>CUTENESS OVERLOAD .</p> </blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/43404347302http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/43404347302Mon, 18 Feb 2013 11:09:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f1b13214b4fe27d33e6b9531a37a499/tumblr_mi2whjshCZ1qb5leko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/42956533930http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/42956533930Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:32:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzft5fkWcO1r99ki1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crystallcats.tumblr.com/post/31342096792/literally-the-most-amazing-thing-i-have-read-about" target="_blank">crystallcats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>literally the most amazing thing i have read about recovery</p> </blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/42466376319http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/42466376319Wed, 06 Feb 2013 19:46:52 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpn44cVDK1r3aengo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/41839251496http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/41839251496Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:32:15 -0500<p><a href="http://h0odrich.tumblr.com/post/37455733658" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">h0odrich</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Your socks don’t need to match but your eyebrows should</p></blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39954461570http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39954461570Mon, 07 Jan 2013 16:40:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9001c9b322beafe3ffdc4b2fbe4f0e33/tumblr_mfy1la3mkK1rznn4wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39510889642http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39510889642Wed, 02 Jan 2013 18:16:29 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spinningdaleks.tumblr.com/post/35946715700" target="_blank">spinningdaleks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Series 1</strong></p> <ul><li><a href="http://www.putlocker.com/file/0A223222AD47FD9B#" target="_blank">A Study In Pink</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.putlocker.com/file/0D473055FC0FD9C4#" target="_blank">The Blind Banker</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.putlocker.com/file/1DD366D8D90BC59F#" target="_blank">The Great Game</a></li> </ul><p><strong>Series 2 </strong></p> <ul><li><span><a href="http://www.putlocker.com/file/2B78D0C77C3E9411#" target="_blank">A Scandal In Belgravia</a></span></li> <li><span><a href="http://www.putlocker.com/file/C8D7E88929458E27" target="_blank">The Hounds Of Baskerville</a></span></li> <li><a href="http://www.putlocker.com/file/5710895AD75CEAA6" target="_blank">The Reichenbach Fall</a></li> </ul></blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39493619652http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39493619652Wed, 02 Jan 2013 14:54:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e70ef8d2681ae9a9fa8d2af1d6d6a83/tumblr_mfx1qhDlI91qzhkvho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://barackobama.tumblr.com/post/39336100020/hey-remember-that-year-we-re-elected-a" target="_blank">barackobama</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey, remember that year we re-elected a president?</p> <p>That was a good one.</p> <p>Here’s to next year being even better.</p> </blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39425400199http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39425400199Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:37:16 -0500<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/twoheadmasters/39425372031/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_39425372031" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/39342598854/may-we-never-forget-my-cameo-on-glee" target="_blank">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>May we never forget my cameo on Glee.</p> </blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39425372031http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39425372031Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:36:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ea58ca0f4b24764a7af3f0dcbf3b4f5/tumblr_mfxaqnuCIZ1r5z48vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-will-die-laughing.tumblr.com/post/39348152315/kim-masters-the-elements" target="_blank">i-will-die-laughing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>kim masters the elements</p> </blockquote>http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39425129969http://twoheadmasters.tumblr.com/post/39425129969Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:34:09 -0500